Boss & Raid Breakdowns
Phase-by-phase kill orders with frame-timed dodges, add-priority charts, and consumable checklists. Updated within 24 hours of each balance patch.
Free · new drop every Tuesday
Edinburgh · Dungeon-crawler HQ
Frame-tested boss strategies, spreadsheet-backed build theory, and reviews that don't flinch — for ARPG and roguelike players who read the patch notes.
Read, quoted and argued with across the scene
What we publish
Every piece is playtested on live servers before it goes up. No copy-paste patch summaries.
Phase-by-phase kill orders with frame-timed dodges, add-priority charts, and consumable checklists. Updated within 24 hours of each balance patch.
Free · new drop every Tuesday
Damage-per-second spreadsheets, breakpoint tables, and gear-progression paths from league start to endgame. Every number sourced and reproducible.
Members · deep-dive twice a month
Minimum 30 hours in-game before a verdict, with a clear score rubric for combat, loot loop, and endgame depth. No embargo-day hot takes, no sponsored scores.
Free · full reviews monthly
From the library




From the guild
"The crit-storm build sheet got me to endgame three days into the league. The breakpoint tables alone saved me a full respec."
"Their Sunless Keep route is the only one I trust for a deathless run. Every add-priority call was frame-accurate on patch day."
"Finally a review site that plays 30+ hours before scoring. Their Grave Hollow verdict matched my experience exactly — endgame is thin."
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Got a route we missed or a build that breaks the meta? Send it over — we read every message from the New Town HQ.
✦56 Broughton Street, New Town, Edinburgh EH1 3SA
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